Everyone loves a good laugh, especially when it’s shared with friends. That’s why we’ve collected the funniest Shayari in English to make your day brighter. Whether you’re looking for jokes, witty lines, or clever Shayari for your best friend, you’ll find it all here!
Shayari is a beautiful way to express emotions — not just love and sadness, but also fun, friendship, and everyday life. If you enjoy exploring different moods through Shayari, you might also like our collections of
Islamic Shayari in English for spiritual peace,
Good Morning Shayari in English to start your day with positivity,
Alone Sad Shayari in English if you’re feeling low, and
Breakup Shayari in English to heal a broken heart.
But today, let’s leave all the seriousness behind and enjoy some funny Shayari in English that will make you laugh, giggle, and maybe even tag your craziest friend!
funny shayari in english
Usne jis-jis jagah rakhe kadam,
Humne wo zameen choom li,
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Mobile lene ke baad aur shaadi ke baad,
Bas yahi afsos hota hai – thoda sabr kar lete to achha maal milta yaar.
Guzarunga teri gali se ab gadhe le kar,
Tere nakhron ka bojh mujhse uthaya nahi jaata.
Jab tirchi nazar se unhone humko dekha,
To hum madhosh ho gaye,
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Jab pata chala unki nazar hi tirchi hai,
To hum behosh ho gaye!
Arz kiya hai –
Aankhon mein nami thi, aur vitamin ki kami thi,
Wah wah!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki – wo girlfriend ki mummy thi!
Aankhon se aankhe mila ke to dekho,
Ek baar humare paas aake to dekho,
Ek baar mere dost – sabun se naha ke to dekho!
Zindagi khoobsurat hai, muskura dijiye,
Agar koi tang kare to, ek chaanta maar dijiye.
Main bhi tere ishq mein aatankwadi ban jaaun,
Tujhe baahon mein leke – bomb se uda jaaun!
Koi maal mein khush hai, koi sirf daal mein khush hai,
Khushnaseeb hai wo log – jo har haal mein khush hai.
Tere chehre pe udaasi, aankhon mein nami hai,
Tata namak use karo yaar – kyunki iodine ki kami hai!
Tujhse ishq kiya, galti meri thi,
Maine samjha mohabbat hai, wo to acting kar rahi thi!
Mobile ne meri zindagi badal di,
Dost gaye aur balance bhi saath le gaya ji.
Usne mujhse nafrat jatayi khulkar,
WhatsApp pe block kiya, Snapchat pe story daal kar.
School mein usne mujhe di ek pyaari smile,
Main bola – “Wah! Ab kya homework bhi tu hi laayegi bhai?”
Dil toot gaya jab usne bola – “Tu mera bhai hai
Main bola – “Ye rishta.com pe kab se aane laga bhai?
Best funny friendship shayari in english
Dosti bhi beema policy jaisi hoti hai,
Mushkil waqt mein hi samajh aati hai!
funny shayari in english
Dost ka pyaar ladki se zyada gehra hota hai,
Kyunki wo tere haalath dekhkar hi tujhse udhaar maang leta hai!
Dosti bina matlab ki nahi hoti,
Matlab bina dosti nahi hoti!
Dost agar saccha ho to paagal bana deta hai,
Aur agar kamina ho to poori duniya ke saamne badnaam kar deta hai!
Dosti bhi ek kissa hai,
Jo jitna kamina, wo utna hi apna hissa hai!
Kuch dost itne khaas hote hain,
Jo 5 minute pehle mile aur 2 minute mein tang karne lage!
Dost wo hota hai jo exam mein tujhe copy nahi karne dega,
Lekin khud cheating karke full number le aayega!
Dost tujhse itna pyaar karte hain,
Ki bina teri ijazat ke tera har samaan istemal kar lete hain!
Kamine dost ki pehchaan,
Tera khana dekhkar kahe – “Bhai, test karne de!” aur poora kha jaye!
Kamine dost tujhse udhaar bhi lenge,
Aur udhaar maangne ke baad teri aukaat par bhi sawaal uthayenge!
Dost wahi hota hai jo tere sapno ko samjhe,
Aur tere ullu banane mein hamesha ready rahe!
Kamine dost ke jokes itne badhiyan hote hain,
Ki hans-hans ke humko pagal kar dete hain!
Dost wo jo bura waqt aaye,
To tere ghar ki chabi lekar bina bataye aa jaye!
Dost ki dosti bhi balance sheet jaisi hai,
Jisme kabhi kabhi loss bhi hota hai, par overall profit hi milta hai!
Dost ke saath beete pal,
Instagram post se zyada asli hote hain!
Dost ka asli pyaar tab samajh aata hai,
Jab wo tera favourite snack khane se pehle poochta hai!
Dosti mein jhagde bhi pyare hote hain,
Kyuki wahi dosti ko aur mazboot banate hain!
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Padhai aur pyaar ka ek hi funda hai,
Samajh aaye ya na aaye, karna to padta hai!
Teri yaadon ka load itna hai,
Ki dil ka processor hang ho gaya!
Ladkiyon ka pyaar bhi online order jaisa hai,
Kabhi milta hai, kabhi cancel ho jata hai!
funny shayari in english
Girlfriend boli, “Jhooth mat bolna,”
Maine kaha, “Beta Google pe check kar lena!”
Mummy boli, “Shaadi kar le beta,”
Maine kaha, “Pehle data to recharge hone do!”
Bhai ki shaadi dekh ke ek baat samajh aayi,
Shaadi love se nahi, force se hoti hai.
Pyaar ka equation bhi math jaisa hai,
Jitna solve karo, utna confuse ho jao.
Ladkiyon ki dosti bhi weather jaisi hai,
Kabhi sunny, kabhi stormy!
Teri yaad bhi budget jaisi hai,
Hamesha over ho jati hai
Padhai ka pressure itna hai,
Ki mobile bhi bolta hai, “Bhai, mujhe bhi thoda break do!”
Dil ki battery low ho rahi hai,
Teri yaadon ka charger chahiye boss!
Tinder pe swipe karte karte,
Dil ne bola, “Ab toh asli life mein bhi try kar!”
Love story ki starting toh mast hoti hai,
Lekin ending mein lagta hai, “Reset karna padega!”
Mummy ke sawaal, “Beta job kab karega?”
Main bolta, “Netflix pe naye shows dekh raha hoon!”
Shaadi ki planning karte karte,
Lagta hai, FIFA ka tournament zyada easy hai!
Friendship bhi kabhi kabhi software update jaisi hai,
Jo kabhi kaam kare, kabhi crash ho jaye!
Teri smile bhi WiFi jaisi hai,
Jab strong ho, sab kuch set hai!
Kya bolu yaar, zindagi bhi ek WhatsApp group jaisi hai,
Jahan sab message karte hain, lekin reply kam milta hai!
2 line funny shayari in english
funny shayari in english
Pagli pyaar dikhayegi to pyaar paayegi,
Attitude dikhayegi to thappad khaayegi.
Kamaal tere nakhre, kamaal ka tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahi, aur haath mein mobile hai.
Khoon mein tera mitti, mitti mein tera khoon,
Upar sooraj, neeche garmi –
Abhi to baaki hai May aur June…
Agar paisa ped pe ugta na yaaron,
To ye ladkiyan bandaron se bhi set ho jaati!
funny shayari in english
Aayenge teri gali mein chahe der kyun na ho jaaye,
Karenge mohabbat tujhse hi, chahe jail kyun na ho jaaye.
Roya hai fursat se koi meri tarah saari raat yaqeenan,
Warna rukhsat-e-March mein yahan barsaat nahi hoti.
Bahaar aane se pehle fizaa aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle bakri kha gayi!
Baagon ke saare phool gir jaate hain jab tu aati hai,
Andhi hai kya? Dekh kar chala kar, gamlon se kyun takraati hai?
Mohabbat aur kuch kare ya na kare,
Mobile zaroor silent karwa deti hai.
Tu TikTok ki rani, main Facebook ka raja,
Milna hai to Facebook pe aaja.
Pagal ladki ho tum, par dil se cute,
Jab gussa ho jao to bhi lagti ho super cute!
Pyar mein ho ya fight mein, tum ho ek number,
Teri baatein sunke lagta hai dimaag gaya slumber!
Teri smile dekh ke main pagal ho jaata hoon,
Par jab phone ignore karta hai, to bewakoof lagta hoon!
Nakhre teri hamesha hi full on,
Par bina nakhre tum bhi ho boring jon!
Jab se mili ho, zindagi ho gayi crazy,
Kabhi hansati ho, kabhi karti ho lazy!
Tumhari adaaon pe duniya fida,
Par kabhi kabhi kar deti ho drama bada!
Dil maange more, par mobile mein ho busy,
Kabhi reply kar de warna lagta hai dizzy!
Tere jaisi girlfriend ho to har din hai party,
Par kabhi kabhi lagta hai Facebook pe karu me entry
Exam Funny Shayari in English
Exam ka naam sunte hi dil dhadkne lagta hai,
Question paper dekhte hi dimaag bhatkne lagta hai!
Exam mein likhna tha Einstein ka naam,
Par tension mein likh diya Salman Khan!
Exam se ek raat pehle sabko padhai yaad aati hai,
Jaise shaadi ke din ladke ko gym yaad aata hai!
Teacher bole – cheating mat karna,
Student bola – sir, ab to umeed bhi mat rakhna!
Exam ke time dimaag mobile ke RAM jaisa ho jaata hai,
Jo zaroori hai wo delete ho jaata hai!
funny shayari in english
Exam ke time toh lagta hai,
Jaise dimaag mein sab data crash ho gaya ho!
Kal raat tak padhai karni thi,
Par Netflix ne hi zindagi kar di barbaad!
Exam hall mein jaake lagta hai,
Jaise kisi horror movie mein enter kar rahe ho!
Paper dekhte hi lagta hai,
“Yeh question toh mere syllabus mein tha hi nahi!”
Teacher bole, “5 minute bache hain,”
Aur mera dimaag bole, “Ab toh kuch bhi karlo!”
Exam ke baad sabse bada plan,
“Agli baar toh time pe padhai karenge!” (Jo kabhi hota hi nahi!)
Har exam ke baad milti hai ek hi advice,
“Is baar toh seriously padhna!”
Par jab agla exam aaye,
To sab kuch yaad nahi rahta!
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai,
Exam mein pass hona lottery jeetne jaisa hai!
Top Funny Love Shayari In English
Shaadi ke baad har pati ka haal aisa hota hai,
Jaise purana phone, na bikta hai, na update hota hai!
Pyaar mein dhokha khane ke baad samajh aaya,
“Muft WiFi aur saccha pyaar sirf kismat walon ko milta hai!”
Pyaar bhi zindagi ke EMI jaisa hota hai,
Har mahine dil se kisht jaati hai!
Pehle toh kehti thi, “Tum hi meri jaan ho,”
Ab kehti hai, “Tum sirf ek acche insaan ho!”
Tu meri love story ka password hai,
Lekin OTP har baar kisi aur ko jaata hai!
Shaadi ke baad pati ki life aise ho jaati hai,
Jaise laptop mein virus, slow slow chalti jaati hai!
funny shayari in english
Biwi ka mood kabhi network jaisa hai,
Kabhi full signal, kabhi no service!
Pyaar mein invest karte rahe,
Lekin return mila bas ek “Seen” ka message!
Shaadi ke baad roz nayi terms and conditions aati hain,
Aur “Accept” karne ke alawa koi option nahi!
Dil ki battery full charge ho toh,
Biwi ka “Ek minute” 1 ghanta lag jata hai!
Pyaar ke SMS ab WhatsApp ke read receipts jaisa ho gaye,
Jab tak reply na aaye, chain nahi milti!
Shaadi ke baad freedom ka password chhup jata hai,
Aur pati ban jaata hai “Password reset karne wala”!
Jab biwi kehti hai, “Main theek hoon,”
Samajh jao, trouble guaranteed hai!
Life bhi Facebook status jaisi ho gayi hai,
Sab log dekhte hain, par asli feeling hidden hoti hai!
Funny Shayari In English For Boyfriend
funny shayari in english
Heer ro ro kar Ranjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhod kamine meri naak beh rahi hai.
Chandni raat mein tanha main rota hoon,
Teri yaadon ke dard se dil chhota hoon.
Tere bina zindagi hai adhoori si,
Har khushi ab lagti hai sooni si.
Aankhon mein aansu, labon pe shikwa,
Tere jaane ke baad dil hai bechara.
Raat ki tanhayi mein bas tera naam leta hoon,
Tere khwabon ko apna ghar samajhta hoon.
Tujhse juda hokar bhi tu saath lagti hai,
Har dard mein teri hi baat lagti hai.
Teri dosti ka dard kabhi na samjha paaya,
Har aansu mein bas tera naam aaya.
funny shayari in english
Honthon pe shikayat, dil mein hai dard chhupa,
Tere bin zindagi hai ek adhura sa safar.
Terī yaadon ke dhoop mein main jalta raha,
Khud se bhi zyada tujhe hi chahta raha.
Raat ke sannaate mein teri awaaz aati hai,
Har khwab mein bas tu hi dikhai deta hai.
Tere vaade toot gaye, dil bhi toota mera,
Aansuon ki baarish mein bheegta raha safar.
Teri bewafai ne zakhm diye hain gehre,
Phir bhi dil tera hi intezar kare.
Dard ke aage sabhi raahen bekaar hain,
Teri yaadon mein hi mere humsafar hain.
Tu door hai magar dil ke paas hai,
Har dhadkan mein tera hi raaz hai.
Teri chah mein humne sab kuch khona seekha,
Ab to khud se bhi khud ko khona seekha.
Raat ke andheron mein tera naam leta hoon,
Tere bin ab to khud se hi darta hoon.
Short Funny Shayari In English
Tu itna smart kaise bana yaar?
Jawab: Faltu ki baaton mein dimaag nahi lagata!
Jab salary aati hai, to dil shayar ban jaata hai,
Aur jab khatam hoti hai, to calculator!
Ek time tha jab mummy kehti thi – padh lo,
Ab kehti hain – shaadi kar lo!
Meri shakal dekhkar ladki boli –
Phir aankh khuli to main auto mein tha!
Dost: “Tu itna serious kyun rehta hai?”
Main: “Life itni serious hai, main thoda light hoon!
Salary aayi toh shopping ka plan bana liya,
Salary gayi toh khud ko hi refund kar liya!
funny shayari in english
Mummy kehte hain: “Beta, padhai kar!”
Papa kehte hain: “Beta, career bana!”
Aur main sochta hoon: “Boss, weekend kab aayega?
Dil ke doctor ne bola, “Stress mat le,”
Maine kaha, “Jab bill aata hai toh stress automatic!”
Jab tak salary bank mein aati hai,
Main millionaire feel karta hoon,
Par debit hote hi, “Arre yaar, rupaye kidhar gaye?
Ladkiyan WiFi jaisi hain,
Jab strong hoti hain, connection zabardast hota hai,
Aur jab weak hoti hain, toh signal chala jata hai!
Boss: “Time pe kaam karo!”
Main: “Sir, time ko bhi toh break chahiye!”
Life ki speed toh ekdum slow-mo hai,
Jab tak pata chale, toh weekend bhi over ho jaata hai!
Paisa bank mein jaata hai, par wallet ro ro ke kehta hai,
“Bhai, mujhe thoda holiday do!”
Friend: “Tere paas time kaha se aata hai?”
Main: “Boss, multitasking ka champion hoon, Facebook aur kaam ek saath!”
Boss bole: “Meeting important hai,”
Main sochu: “Yeh meeting ka toh asli matlab, time waste karna hai!”
Jab bhi selfie leta hoon, lagta hai,
“Arey yeh banda model ban sakta hai!”
Phir jab photo dekhta hoon, lagta hai,
“Camera ki battery low thi shayad!”
Best Funny Shayari In English For Status
Raat ko chukandar khaye the be-hisaab,
Subah uthte hi ho gaya pet kharaab.
Ladke ka pet aur ghar ka gate hona chahiye bada,
Ameer hi toh hote hain jin ke shauk hote hain sada.
Abbu nahi banna, to pyar mein bikaabu na ho ja,
Dil baat ke ek nahi, kayi ko na do saza.
Nasha hai sharab ka, par dhokha bhi aasaan,
Sacha pyaar milna aaj kal hai bahaane ka kaam.
Aag se banti hai raakh, doston ke paas nahi dimaag,
Samjha do jitna chaho, phir bhi samajh na paayega saath.
Pyar dikhaya hai par samjha nahi, ye baat hai ajeeb,
Har baat pe munh banati hai, lagti hai chhoti si jeb.
Milk ko kehte hain doodh, curd ko kehte dahi,
Mere siwa tumhare dil mein na ho koi kahi.
funny shayari in english
Ladkiyon se raho door, warna ho jaoge paagal,
Pyar mein pad gaye to sab kuch hoga haal.
Kam message bhejo, nahi to block ho jaoge,
Ishq ki aag mein jal kar raakh ho jaoge.
Ishq mein keh rahi thi fannah hone ko,
Maine kaha apna ganda munh leke jaane ko.
Hum kisi ke baby shona nahi,
Hum apne maa-baap ki bigdi hui santan hai wohi.
Jab koi zyada bhav dikhaye to lat maar do,
Apna haq chhodo mat, apni izzat sambhalo.
Mohabbat ka anjaam hota hai kabhi bura,
Dil ko chot milti hai, yahi hai sach ka suroor.
Log hanste hain, rote hain, par sukh wahi paye,
Jo do peg laga ke aram se soyen aye.
Maine kaha dilruba, usne kaha pehle balance dikha,
Aajkal pyaar toh paise ke bina lagta hai feka.
Kamine Dost Funny Shayari in English
Kamine dost tere birthday pe tera phone off karwa de,
Taaki tujhse koi gift na maang sake!
Dost wo hota hai jo galti par daant ta hai,
Aur dost kamina ho to sabke samne beizzati karta hai!
Sacchi dosti tab samajh aati hai,
Jab dost tera secret kisi ladki ko bata de!
Jo dost tujhse zyada handsome ho,
Wo dost nahi, dushman hota hai!
Kamine dost ka dukh bhi ajeeb hota hai,
Khud girlfriend banaye, aur humse single rehne ki ummeed rakhe!
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Kamine dost hote hain sabse bade jokers,
Dil tod ke bhi darte nahi kisi ke provokers.
Dost wahi jo raaz ko raaz hi rakhe,
Par kamina dost toh sabke saamne sab kuch bhikhe!
Kamine dost se bachke rehna yaar,
Wo dost nahi, chalak chhupa hua tyar.
Jab dost apne dard mein hans de,
To samajh le ki woh kamina hi asli dost hai.
Kamine dost ki yaari mein hota hai maza,
Par bewajah piyaar mein kabhi na ho faiza.
Dost agar sachcha ho to dosti mein pyaar,
Kamina dost ho to majak aur badtameezi ka izhaar.
Kamine dost ke jokes bade hi khaas,
Par unki shararat se hota hai dil ka raas.
Kamine dost jab milte hain ek saath,
Hassi bhi milti hai, aur saath mein raaz.
Dost wahi jo tere peeche bhi tera saath de,
Kamina dost toh tere aage bhi teri baat kare.
Kamine dost ka asli rang tab dikhe,
Jab tere saamne wo tere khilaaf muskuraaye.
Dost wohi jo teri har buri aadat jaane,
Aur kamina dost toh wohi jo tujhe hasane!
Kamine dost se na kabhi ho bada jhagda,
Warna wohi tera sabse bada dushman ban jaata.
Dost kehte hain bhai, par kamine dost kehte hain pagal,
Par bina unke zindagi lagti hai adhoori, yaar!
Final Word:
We hope you had a good laugh with our collection of funny Shayari in English. Life is too short to be serious all the time, so don’t forget to share these jokes and funny lines with your friends. Keep smiling, keep laughing, and visit us again for more Shayari that brings joy to your day!
